Five Foods for the Brave


What a pity it'd be, travelling so far just to eat hamburgers or hotdogs or the same boring food of home, only lower quality.  I say leave the pizza and pasta for when in Rome.  Here in Daegu, we are lucky to be surrounded by such amazing Korean cuisine: healthy sides, cheap drinks, fun and delicious table-BBQ.

Unfortunately, some of us may still have a fear of the unknown.  So let's get to know some of Daegu's most perilous platters with 'Five Foods for the Brave,' a countdown to conquering that fear and becoming a true traveler.



5) Pig Rectum - 막창 (mak chang)

막창 is the end of a pig's digestive system.  It's also the beginning, if the nasty thing eats its own poo.  Regardless, 막창 would've made a higher spot on the list if it weren't so common here.  In fact, 막창 is Daegu's claim to culinary fame.  As a grilled dish it originated here, gave rise to hundreds of restaurants, and won 2nd place for Daegu's most famous foods in a Running Man challenge.

Another reason it only made the bottom spot on 'Foods for the Brave' is because, in my opinion, it's so damn delicious.  Originally turned off by thoughts of chewy pig ass, it has since become my favorite meat.  Just be sure to cut it thin, roast it crispy, and dip it in bean sauce.

Recommended Locations: 반야월 막창 (Banyawol Makchang) is a notable restaurant chain, with one downtown around the corner from Samduk Fire Station. Also, 시지광장 (Siji Square) is an area well-known for quality 막창 restaurants.


4) Chicken Feet - 닭발 (dalk bal)

닭발 is the lowliest body part of the lowliest animal on the menu.  Try not to think of all the feces and dead comrades the feet stepped on while members of a living chicken.  Just put on some plastic gloves, grab a leg, bite off a toe, suck off the skin and tendons and spit out the bones.  After one or two, the ultra-spicy sauce may set your mouth ablaze.  So take a break and order some 쿨피스, or yogurt juice, to douse the flames.  I found myself numb to the pain after several rounds.

If you can't handle the boney melee, try
닭발 of the bite-sized variety.  You can usually order them 무뼈 or 뼈없는 (boneless).  Also, this smaller type is grilled rather than stewed, allowing you to counteract their toenail and cartilage textures by cooking them extra crispy.  

Recommended Locations (downtown): For the large, legged style, try 한신포차 next to Thursday Party 1.  For the smaller, boneless style, visit 온달포차, the red-tented shack past Caliente.

 

3) Raw Cow Organs - 천엽 and 생간 (cheon yub and saeng gan)

Raw beef restaurants may offer you a new experience and a delicious plate of fresh meat.  But the honor of the #3 'Foods for the Brave' goes to a side-dish duo that's served at such places.  First is 천엽, meaning raw stomach, specifically the 3rd of a cow's 4 stomachs.  It has the appearance of a grey bath towel and the texture of an old rubber band.  천엽's redeeming quality is how it tastes: like nothing, or the 기름장 (sesame oil with salt) you dip it in.  Second is 생간, meaning raw ("fresh") liver.  These blobs of blood dissolve in your mouth like moist tofu.


But before you encounter these 'Foods for the Brave' you'll need to order a main course.  Raw beef restaurants usually offer two styles: 생고기, fresh meat slaughtered and served the same day; and 육회, meat frozen for a day, marinated, and served with an egg yolk and pear slices.  Just be sure to visit a reputable restaurant that abides by Korea's strict beef-control regulations and doesn't serve deadly bacteria.  I'd also consider popping some anti-parasitic pills afterward.


Recommended Locations: For downtown, try 덕일구이 off Cell Phone Street.  To find one near you, Naver search 대구 생고기 맛집 (Daegu raw beef 'good restaurant') and expand the resulting map.  Check if they post credentials on their wall and state the 들어오는 (beef delivery date).


2) Live Octopus - 산낙지


"Live" is a loose term here considering it's completely dismembered and its head discarded.  However, octopi have complex nervous systems with arms programmed to act independently of the brain.  That explains all the chaos slithering around on your plate!  Some pieces attempt to escape and reunite with the Mothership, others cling for what's left of their dear life, suctioning to the plate, your chopsticks, or the inside of your mouth.  There have been cases of vengeful octopi choking consumers.  Don't let these intelligent creatures outsmart you, dip them in sesame oil to nullify their suction power.  They may not offer much in terms of flavor, but if eaten soon after slaughter they allegedly provide health benefits.  These include stamina for humans and resurrection for dying cattle, according to our chef.  Furthermore, I found the required chewing to be an effective jaw workout.

Recommended Location: After dark, seafood tents line both sides of the main road along 칠성시장 (Chilseong Market).



1) Dog Meat - 개고기

Firstly, I must acknowledge that eating dog is controversial in South Korea.  Seeing dogs as friends rather than food, younger generations tend to oppose this ancient tradition.  I agree that it's totally wrong to eat a dog, just like it was totally wrong to eat the four other animals killed in the making of this article.  But my purpose here is to share information as it stands, not promote it, but not deny it either.  So relax, learn and please don't go barking up the wrong tree.


If you've ever ventured into the depths of Chilseong Market you may have seen angry dog carcasses sprawled across tables.  Here lies the source of the two main critiques: health risks to the consumer and inhumane treatment of the livestock.  First, market dog meat may spoil after hours of unrefrigerated, open-air exposure.  Second, opponents warn of its dubious origins, such as revenue-seeking animal shelters rather than farms, or it being slaughtered by hanging and beating rather than electric shock.  So here's a disclaimer for trying dog meat in such an uncertain and unregulated setting.

To hopefully minimize these concerns, a large, fancy restaurant in Bukgu was the chosen destination of me and a friend (the only brave friend out of the half-dozen I invited).  We ordered the 보신탕, or "body nourishing soup," which allegedly balances the body's Chi with its abundant nutrition.  There seemed to be quite a bit of Chi-balancing going on among the few elderly couples present, except for a fellow scarfing down skin slices and gnawing on leg bones.  I was nervous as the lady wheeled up our soups.  At first glance it appeared similar to 해장국 with its red broth and veggies. But the meat, from the dog's legs according to the lady, had the stringy structure of chicken breast but the soft tenderness of pulled pork.  I've heard dog meat smells awful, but all I could smell was the mound of chopped garlic, black pepper, and spicy oils.  This made a distinct flavor difficult to identify. I eventually freaked myself out with thoughts of something evil concealed behind the overload of spices and wasn't able to eat much.  But it's certainly edible (my friend nearly finished his).  Just like the other 'Five Foods for the Brave,' it must be an acquired taste.  But unlike the others, I don't plan on giving myself another chance to acquire it. 



[Download the pdf of the Compass issue (June 2013), with original article, here.]





10 comments:

  1. Bullshit! You're not sharing information regarding dog meat. You are promoting it you evil BASTARD!!! You know damn well dogs get tortured and you supported it by buying a dish. Rot in hell and FUCK YOU!

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  2. You are not better then the butchers you scumbag! They are torturing in the most horrific way, and don't pretend that you don't know that! You make me SICK!!!

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  3. I have to say something about this. Why? Because so many people are working so so damn hard to end the exceptionally cruel dog meat trade. You can offer up as many 'disclaimers' apologies , excuses as you wish, but... no matter how you say it, you did contribute to promoting the pain and suffering of an animal that would most likely give you nothing but love, affection and loyalty. Many dogs in Korea are farmed. Do you have any idea how much a dog suffers that has been farmed in Korea? Consider... it was a puppy born in a cold filthy wire cage. It wanted to play, explore, all the things puppies do. Instead, it spent mabey the next 2 years in a small, filthy wire cage. Without comfort. Without warmth, without anything but endless boredom, pain, discomfort. It's whole life. Dogs that have been rescued from dog meat farms in Korea usually have deformed legs from living constantly on wire floors where they can not stand properly. It's entire life was spent like this. And then dragged out with a clamp round it's neck and savagely killed in terror and pain. That was your meal. That was done so you can 'experience' a bit of fun eating unusual food and writing about it. It does promote it. Every meal of dog meat promotes it and says that it is ok to continue to treat dogs or indeed any animal like this. You did it for your own selfish reasons no matter how much you say.. oh but, I think it's wrong. You can either help to end it or you promote it. If you get the chance.. go back to Korea. Tell them it is wrong to let an animal suffer in such a terrible way. And there is no way, you would ever, ever pay someone to lock a dog up from the moment it was born to it's cruel and terrifying end. Amanda Rose Everitt

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  4. People like you there is no place for on this earth! Your life will end very badly, i wish.

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  5. Wow for years we have been fighting these exact disgusting, barbaric ways of eating that needs to be called out and stopped, not make it seem cool to try all these animals. Do your research on how these animals are killed and held in horrible conditions and you glorify it? Please denounce any of these so called culture dishes that is actually hell for these animals! We are not taking it anymore so restaurants watch out

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    1. Thanks for the comment. I agree that it's wrong, like I wrote in the articles.

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  6. I'm sure there are many wonderful people in Korea that don't eat things alive or support dog torture, but Korea sounds so disgusting I can't help thinking there's some mental illness or ignorance rampant, animal abuse can turn some people into serial killers. As far as virility, a man that eats dogs and live animals better never come close to me I would rather swim in a toilet.

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    1. Many people oppose it, most would never eat it, maybe once in their life. So yea, mostly wonderful people like you say.

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